The Tandoori Night
Restaurant and takeaway service. The waiting area's romantically pink with a large fountain to toss your money into for making a wish. Don't bother wishing for a decent curry though –I've tried, it doesn't work. All the right ingredients are here, just not the talent. Female diners tend to get spoilt by the friendly manager's attentions, who kisses – no tongues – my girlfriend every time we go in.

