Imagine the worst meal you've ever had. Now imagine the worst meal your dog's ever had. And now imagine your dog vomiting out that worst meal, your cat eating up said vomit, dying, and then scraping its remains onto a plate. This, folks, is a Khan's chicken jalfrezi. The prices are slightly lower than average for W11, but the food is slightly lower on the food chain than faeces and cardboard. Watery, undercooked curries are accompanied by challengingly chewy naans. Fancy a curry? Stick your fingers down your dog's throat – whatever comes out will be better than Khan's.