There are people who suit tattoos and people who should never have them; like Johnny Depp and the Queen. Similarly, the same goes for piercings – Johnny and Lizzy should stay well clear. Tusk offers it all, along with staples, body modifications (anyone for ears cut into a pixie shape?) and imbedded bolts under the skin so you can screw on various mean-looking attachments. Now gorgeous Johnny should never affix weird stuff to himself, but think about how many more jewels HRH would be able to fit on her bonce. Hmm.