Shabby trailer trash in Notting Hill, dahling? Ceramic ducks flying across the wall? Beaded curtains? Have they lost their minds? Oh hang on. Tiki cocktail menu starts at £7. Phew. We thought for a moment the riffraff might've moved in. Now that we know it's 'ironic' we can thoroughly enjoy slumming it – munching a kitsch TV dinner and slinging back flaming volcanoes. Just don't expect us to start wearing sports gear and dragging an illegal crossbred mutt around on a bit of rope.