Roast
If you like your meat dripping slaughterhouse style, they won't think you're weird in here. In fact they'll probably love you. Itchy ordered a rare steak and the thick, meaty slab was still mooing, so go for medium if you don't want to drink it through a straw. Roast promises the best of British food, cooked to perfection and focusing on meat, meat and more meat. A feed for two will cost you just over £40, but it's worth it.

