Abercrombie & Fitch

This shop is designed to disorient you into a subservient, purchasing stupor. There's loud music and low lighting, ambi-aftershave is pumped into the air and the maze-like interior features non-loadbearing pillars, faux oil paintings (of naked men), with a couple of huge wall-size black and white photos (of naked men), and even a lobby statue (of a naked man apparently holding his penis). The omnipresent fashion stormtroopers wear A&F stock and are all more beautiful than you will ever be. They frequently fall to hugging one another, just for something to do.

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