Jewel
Visiting Jewel is a bit like going to Disneyland and finding it full of OAPs. It's the kind of place that blatantly opened in the hope of attracting London's glitterati, but actually pulls in out-of-towners dolled up and expecting to rub shoulders with Peaches Geldof. In other words, it's what you would expect from a bar slap bang in the middle of Piccadilly Circus. The champagne cocktails are worth a glug though if you do end up here.

