Ritz, The
It's bloody expensive! (Well duh.) Nevertheless quite simply the best tea, cucumber sandwiches, scones and delicate pastries in town. To be perfectly honest, if you're paying this much for tea, you should really make the most and cause utmost havoc by swearing loudly and throwing tantrums because your Earl Grey isn't regal enough. Beware – there's a six week waiting list just to get a table.

