Itchy City guide to London. Food, drink, film, music, stage, events, shopping, offers and competitions within London, Great Britain.

Classic pie shop 'til 2pm Tues-Sat.

Kick back and relax at this old skool boozer

Rainbow Clinic offer a range of health and beauty treatments for men and women.

Pub with naked ladies...

Rainforest themed restaurant, not bad food considering and kids will love it.

Kids' restaurant that becomes an RnB club once a week.

Classic old skool Indian

Classy champagne and oyster bar for a bit of romance

If it's good enough for Chris 'n' Billie.

Excellent Indian for truly authentic cuisine.

Look beyond the generic boozer facade and find the generic boozer with occasional live entertainment

Call out service for cycle punctures and minor repairs. Gets you back...

Enjoy a kebab minus the ten-pint hangover for once.

Authentically Greek restaurant on all levels.

A good spot for cheap tapas.

Second-hand indie and punk records.

Over-priced bar/restaurant frequented by pop kids with more money than sense.

Chilled boozer with 80s music and decapitated Barbie dolls.

Small, old boozer.

Pack 'em in posh pizza.

Staggeringly brilliant and shocking in equal measures.

Bar/club that's the spiritual home to Sarf London's mad, bad and dispossessed.

Jamaican record store.

Amazing, cheap, take away sarnies.

A vintage emporium and a must for fashion devotees far and wide...

Gay bar that's a homage to alternative music.

The hub of what amounts to second-hand heaven.

The vodka chain reaches Soho. Knock 'em back

Vodka shots and hardcore cocktails.

Expensive celeb joint in the Cumberland Hotel.

Enjoy a night out at Rick's Cafe, where you'll find an extensive menu in a relaxed and casual atmos.

Highly recommended and reasonably priced central London hotel.

Post clubbing heaven.

The smallest cafe ever, good for breakfast and small people.

Tea like you've never had it before.

Try the apple pie and custard for a quid.

Avoid boat trips in tourist season.

Innovative and well respected studio

Literature fans should make a beeline for this market in front of...

Great food but definitely not cheap as chips.

The music is pants and the crowd consists of drunks, tourists and...

Good quality fish and chip restaurant.

Swanky bourbon and cocktails in the Hilton's new hotel bar.

Eat your heart out

The original super-cool jazz club.

Balham "Hmmm, loads of places to sit…" is probably what you'll think...

Gay friendly boozer that's great for theme nights and quizzes

Don't be fooled by the exterior... you'll find it's actually a decent nosherie, given a chance.

Possibly the best place for sourcing obscure indie releases.

Ten minutes in here and you'll feel like you're in a zoo.

Impressively large bowling alley - if it's possible for one to be impressive.

Secret stash of discounted French Connection clothes.

'Proper' food and a world beating vibe.

Permanent collection of British art from the 18th century to now and changing exhibitions.

Discover the pilot in you.

Not so much the icing on the cake as the cake itself.

Old boozer, old timers.

Cheap food and booze.

Wicked pub, decent nosh.

A well-earned pint.

Has ticket prices to match its high performance quality, and vice versa.

Covent Garden theatre.

Late opening gay bar and club

Brunch with style.

Skanky bar but good for playing pool or watching footy.