Itchy City guide to London. Food, drink, film, music, stage, events, shopping, offers and competitions within London, Great Britain.

Legendary, in the truest sense, music venue.

Place to listen to live acts, particularly acoustic.

Cool jazz club for proper aficionados.

The Astoria and its basement club LA2 offer some of London's campest gay nights.

Come and blag some Eton connections for concupiscent ends.

Approach the much–loved Windmill without having been there before and you'll...

Wannabe exclusive members club.

1 Hackney Road, E2 7NX 020 7739 3565 If you thought that...

Perfect setting for the air kissing, networking crowd

Recently opened club in North London.

Cool Hoxton bar/club/restaurant.

One of the better late night destinations in and around Leicester Square...

Club offering a veritable smorgasbord of funky stuff.

Soho club with some classy student nights

The ultimate antidote to the superclub - techno, hard house and trance.

Tacky appeal club but still remains popular for RnB fans

One of those places you just end up at.

Huge club with a summer courtyard and some top house nights

Ostentatious and indecently expensive club with a constant stream of newly single celebs.

Club nights for the serious dancer.

As culturally edifying as a night in a McDonald's toilet.

London's premier superclub- expect queues.

Made for piss ups and pulling.

Old theatre full of chart pop.

Big weekends of retro fun at this club.

A gay/mixed crowd make for a superb clubbing experience at this famed location.

Club set in an old warehouse in the heart of Shoreditch

Not one to be seen in under any circumstances.

Caters for a laid back crowd of young jazz afficionados.

Tiny Soho club that has enjoyed a celerity renaissance in recent years.

Funky little club that's the best reason to come to Kings Cross

The most seductive night in Soho

Hidden world of the most happening tunes and a revelling party crowd.

Wicked funk nights; well worth a look.

Great venue, excellent hip-hop, drum'n'bass and trance.

See and be seen in this suitably dark rock night-spot.

London's superclub.

For a seven-day a week, freaky unique clubbing experience.

Officially the coolest club Leicester Square has ever had.

Good time venue with cocktails and dirty dancing.

The Old Queen's Head has had quite a year of it. They've...

Massive industrial warehouse of a club which has just been refurbished.

School Disco Saturdays and funky Fridays in this massive venue

Like Po Na Na's everywhere - chill out amid drapes and dim lighting

Po Na Na Souk - magical mystery market bars

Kids' restaurant that becomes an RnB club once a week.

Staggeringly brilliant and shocking in equal measures.

Bar/club that's the spiritual home to Sarf London's mad, bad and dispossessed.

The original super-cool jazz club.

Transsexual, tranvestite and transgendered club night

Like that Barbie doll you used to abuse when you were a...

Classy surroundings in the heart of Covent Garden.

Unpretentious yet eccentric club playing great music.

Another expensive watering hole soho stylee.

Memorize the line "I work in fashion" before setting off.

Recently opened after six months of renovations, this Soho dancing spot has...

Rhymes with crap. And it is.

Expensive African inspired club

Pricey but appealing rock 'n' roll multi-level drinking den.

Aussie sports bar with an antipodean theme.

A hole to some, heaven to others. Classy it ain't but that's the whole point.

Dull club populated by drunken ex-public school types and other wannabes.