Dune

Dune has won awards for its classic, top quality shoes and stocks matching handbags to accompany nearly every pair of heels. Even more reason to look where you're going - tread in a dog turd with these babies on and you'll never forgive yourself. Presumably why dune buggies were invented; so you can coast freely across parks, pavements, and beaches, high above the torrents of fetid canine effluent that might otherwise stain your luxury suede uppers with ostrich-effect tongue.

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