Once – a very long time ago – straight, but now overrun by poofs –possibly the long–rumoured but never–seen 'gay Mafia' the tabloids are always ranting about. I mean has anyone ever seen these menaces to society? And what do they do? Threaten to cut the labels out of people's Armani? Packed at weekends, it becomes quite cruisy, but fun if you just want a drink. Avoid, however, the karaoke –hellish, torturous and painful don't even begin to describe it.