Jumping Jaks
The fact that most people know this place as 'Jumping shites' is a solid testament that this may be the worst place in Glasgow/Scotland/the World to spend any night (we'll give it the benefit of the doubt and avoid saying 'Universe). Re-runs of Loose Women would be more enjoyable as would be wearing tight jeans and a moustache in prison. Everyone who works in here is ingeniously annoying, your mum's pals are all here and it's beyond cheesy; there is a dead mouse in the cheese and it stinks just like this crap club. Dead people would try and kill themselves in here.


