Itchy didn't have much luck in finding a Meatball Marinara sub here, so let's just say we got off to a bad start. Subway Cowgate is mainly for those people who haven't yet grown out of stereotypical teenage labelling such as Emo, Goth or Punk. So if you do have a strong inclination to cut yourself every so often, or just like a bit of an alternative option to your average club, head on down to the fetid cesspit known as the Cowgate and enjoy the cheap dive that is Subway. Don't confuse it with Subway West End though - Lord help you if you ever end up in there. And would it kill them to make us a Tuna Melt?