Massa
Ah yes, a notorious little place that's very popular with some local university sports teams, so expect a lot of hardcore drinking, smooching, and vomiting (and not necessarily in that order). Massa is quite cheap compared to the rest of the clubs in the vicinity, though it can be a little inconsistent - one night of the week could be your best night out in a long while, but pick another and you'll be wishing you'd just stayed in and watched The X Factor instead of spending a night in the presence of some low-rent debauchery. A bit hit-and-miss then, but hopefully it won't matter a squat if you're drunk enough.


