If you've ever met, talked to, accidentally looked at or breathed the same air as a student at Edinburgh University, then no doubt you'll be familiar with The Crags. It's a bit out of town, but it's right next to Pollock Halls, where all the first years live. It's a Scream pub, so of course it looks like someone vomited it into existence; it's bright, garish yellow is enough to hurt your brain on a hungover morning. Having said that, if you own a Yellow Card, you can help yourself to cheap drinks and food during selected times. Maybe it is worth braving the blinding décor.