Lady cheese seems like our perfect match: our chat up lines are moldier than stilton and leave a tang in the mouth like only a delicate emmental can. However, our Madame isn't for churning. More precisely she is a beautiful cheese mongers, a deli and café of the highest quality. Squeezed into Castle Arcade, she simply oozes delicious and delectable produce. Forget cheese that you squeeze out of a tube – don't ever ask the staff about this delicacy – for they are intelligent, knowledgeable and super helpful, but they will laugh your grinning face out of the door.