Impress the lady in your life and purchase some sexy grown up clothes. What, you haven't got a lady? No, your mum doesn't count. Well, if you haven't, that's all the more reason to bust out the big guns and smarten up. Couple it with a Walther PPK and a vodka martini and you'll be smoother than Mach 3. Your chosen outfit may set you back a few bob, or a large crowd of bobs, so hiring may be a more suit–able option. Avoid like the plague the week before the Cardiff University summer ball or be prepared to fight over formal attire with the entire male student population.