The staff here are so polite they deserve to go up to Buckingham Palace one afternoon to be given some sort of etiquette medal. In fact, they're so courteous that they'd probably out-polite Queenie once they got there. The soft music and candlelight might help if your date's photo on Match.com was taken a few years ago; before the chocolate addiction. The food is of course delicious but not too filling, so you won't just want to roll over and go to sleep once you've finished. That said, you might need to pretend in order to make a quick exit.