Among the inviolable laws of the universe lies the simple fact that a 70s-themed club will always be a disaster. And good old Flares has not proved this wrong. It's full to bursting point every weekend with unnervingly happy-looking 30 and 40 year-olds trying to rekindle their misspent youth. The men who frequent this cheesy joint reckon it is their God-given right to feel up as many women as is humanly possible. If you're keen for that, drag those platform boots out of the cupboard, pump up that afro and head straight to the worst venue in Cardiff.