If you've walked in here with a twenty pound note and a smile on your face, it may well be because you've misinterpreted the one–way mirrors at the front of the restaurant to be a sign that there's something a lot hotter than a plate of moussaka on offer. The massage parlour is just around the corner, so you'll just have to make do with something that satisfies another kind of hunger for the time being. The food isn't too bad, so you shouldn't be that disappointed, unless you're a vegetarian, in which case that massage parlour may well be a better bet. It was for me, and you think I'm joking. No, really it was.