El Paso
If you were blindfolded before entering this restaurant, given a dish and asked to distinguish its culinary origin you might just take a wild guess at Mexican because it tastes a bit spicy. Mush with a dash of tabasco is fine for Mexican babies but it's not what most people class as food worth paying for. The plus points are that you can be as raucous as you want and you get a free tequila at the end of your meal. Though they probably just give you this in the hope that you'll forget how bad it was. "Pepe the owner is a man of integrity and honour... try bartering on the tequilas, my record is 60p. This restaurant is a must go " Ross


