Bristol Rovers FC
Now we're not going to lie to you - going to watch this team isn't going to be the sort of poetry in motion you've come to expect from televised Premiership matches, but heck, give them some credit. They're trying like there's no tomorrow, and a lot of the time something a little less polished can be much more exciting anyway. If you decide that these boys are the team for you, wear a vibrant blue, avoid your sworn enemies the Bristol City supporters like the plague, and if you are unfortunate enough to encounter them, kill the bastards on sight. (Disclaimer: Itchy in no way condones football hooliganism or violence of any sort).