Methinks one doth protest too much— by the simple fact they've come out and said it, the – and we quote – "maddest, craziest, loony place in town" should statistically be the exact opposite. But in the spirit of investigation, we went to check our maths, and lo and behold, there was hardly anyone groaning softly in a straight jacket. That isn't to say there weren't plenty of dribbling loonies, and a quick look at Ralphie–clad clientele and you'll be having your own murderous thoughts. Having said that, after necking a few of their nicely priced vodkas, even the most discerning snob would be hard pressed not to thrash around to its booming chart music. Dang the power of the infernal cheesy cheer.