The name is optimistic, but sadly the average punter here has yet to evolve beyond the Neanderthal era. So if your average thought pattern is 'drink–girls–feck' you'll fit in well. Two rooms of commercial dance and cheese generally best avoided. Tuesdays are the ironically named Beautiful People night. But somewhere had to attract these people off the streets and away from the decent clubs –hats off to Evolution for being the martyr. Wednesdays and Fridays are the infamous 'Wedgies' nights –students only, because not many other people could stand the all night drunken one–man karaoke performance by Mr Wedge. Expect cheap drinks and even cheaper chat up lines from pissed–up rugby players.