Yates's Wine Lodge
Oh do you not listen to a word that we say? Well, some people actually like this kind of thing so we do have to cater to their needs as well. A few tips never did anyone any harm. Are you listening at the back? Lesson number 1: Do not take pride in what you wear and arrive with as little as possible on. Lesson number 2: Get as many drinks down your throat. Lesson number 3: Commercial dance music is the best, didn't you know? Lesson number 4: Leave those brains at home as you certainly won't be using them. I hope you all score highly. Class dismissed.