Bar With No Name, The
Why has it got no name? Is it so hard to think of one? All the other bars have managed it. And besides, a bar by any other name would smell as sweet, or something like that. As it happens, this bar smells lovely: the scent of relaxed, sophisticated types who won't be sick in the toilets at the end of the night. They wear stylish clothes and lounge around with a G&T in one hand and a newspaper in the other. When I grow up, I want to be just like them.