With funky dancing, credible nights and even an in–house eaterie The Beach is one of the best clubs within sight of the sea. It manages to cater to all of Brighton's diverse tastes without compromising on quality. Weekdays have a little bit of everything: things broken and beaty, student nights that are the perfect wall to piss that student loan against and a large dollop of glammed–up disco magic on Saturday. Forget the hotel room and camp outside for a week of divine debauchery. Ah, luverly.