Look At This
Starting a new job can be hard. Itchy knows. Nobody talks to you and for some unknown reason you act like a weirdo for the first four weeks: awkwardly allowing your insane thoughts to spill out of your mouth in a tirade of insecurity. But there is a way to become instantly cool: take your otherwise geek-indicating homemade sandwich and scan it – only make sure you've laid down the cling film first as probationary periods can bite you in the arse.