Upcoming Film Releases
Films to keep your beady eyes on
Preview
At Itchy we like to keep abreast of things, and when it comes to films - finding out the hottest, newest flicks is at the top of our agenda. So - here's a list of the most exciting releases we think you should be looking out for in the not too distant future. There are trailers as well. You can't say we don't spoil you.
Dog Pound 27th August 2010
Now from what Itchy can remember of its wayward past, our days spent in youth correctional facilities consisted of mash potato and Diddy Kong Racing, but at Enola Vale things are surprisingly less exciting - here the kids get high and stab people in the face. What starts off as a camp game of bulldog ends in police brutality.
The Girl Who Played With Fire 27th August 2010
So you didn't read the first book, but lied to the contrary when your parent's friends quizzed you over dinner – your fame-hunger has always meant you're more receptive to visual images rather than text. So as long as you watch The Girl Who Played With Fire, you can spit the eternal words, ”It's not as good as the book“ - remaining within the cultural elite while idolising Jordan and Alex in secret.
Going The Distance 27th August
Um, is Drew Barrymore still on drugs or is she just weird?
Dinner For Schmucks 3rd September 2010
Essentially a film revolved around bullying, Tim is an aspiring executive who must bring a weirdo to a dinner organised by his boss. Which ever of the boss' minions is accompanied by the biggest head-mentalist will be rewarded with promotion. Maybe it explains why Ed balls, Boris Johnson and Harriet Harman were all seen lunching together recently.
Due Date 5th November
So, Robert Downey Jr. – who in real life now appears to actually believe he is Iron Man – must to get back in time for the birth of his child. But, alas, his only option is to hitch a ride with that guy from The Hang-Over. Roll overrated generic American humour.
Despicable Me 15th October 2010
Being a super villain/hero can be hard – go ask Mr Downey himself – but already weighed down with capturing the moon, while simultaneously warding of his arch enemy, things are about to get a whole lot tougher for Gru.
Unstoppable 12th November 2010 Faster 2011
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING? Well we can certainly smell something and it's pretty fishy - Is this the new Fast and Furious? We're not entirely sure, but it does look suspiciously like it. Expect fast cars and bombs. Sermons over. Jackass 3D
15th October Jackass was revolutionary.
Johnny Knoxville the frontman. Steve-O being disgusting. Bam Margera beating up his Dad. Great memories. Well, they are back. Back in three dimensions. We don't really want to consider the things that will be flying out at you.
Dog Pound 27th August 2010
Now from what Itchy can remember of its wayward past, our days spent in youth correctional facilities consisted of mash potato and Diddy Kong Racing, but at Enola Vale things are surprisingly less exciting - here the kids get high and stab people in the face. What starts off as a camp game of bulldog ends in police brutality.
The Girl Who Played With Fire 27th August 2010
So you didn't read the first book, but lied to the contrary when your parent's friends quizzed you over dinner – your fame-hunger has always meant you're more receptive to visual images rather than text. So as long as you watch The Girl Who Played With Fire, you can spit the eternal words, ”It's not as good as the book“ - remaining within the cultural elite while idolising Jordan and Alex in secret.
Going The Distance 27th August
Um, is Drew Barrymore still on drugs or is she just weird?
Dinner For Schmucks 3rd September 2010
Essentially a film revolved around bullying, Tim is an aspiring executive who must bring a weirdo to a dinner organised by his boss. Which ever of the boss' minions is accompanied by the biggest head-mentalist will be rewarded with promotion. Maybe it explains why Ed balls, Boris Johnson and Harriet Harman were all seen lunching together recently.
Due Date 5th November
So, Robert Downey Jr. – who in real life now appears to actually believe he is Iron Man – must to get back in time for the birth of his child. But, alas, his only option is to hitch a ride with that guy from The Hang-Over. Roll overrated generic American humour.
Despicable Me 15th October 2010
Being a super villain/hero can be hard – go ask Mr Downey himself – but already weighed down with capturing the moon, while simultaneously warding of his arch enemy, things are about to get a whole lot tougher for Gru.
Unstoppable 12th November 2010 Faster 2011
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING? Well we can certainly smell something and it's pretty fishy - Is this the new Fast and Furious? We're not entirely sure, but it does look suspiciously like it. Expect fast cars and bombs. Sermons over. Jackass 3D
15th October Jackass was revolutionary.
Johnny Knoxville the frontman. Steve-O being disgusting. Bam Margera beating up his Dad. Great memories. Well, they are back. Back in three dimensions. We don't really want to consider the things that will be flying out at you.
