Mahoe Café - Bar

Caribbean cuisine for city slickers

Review

Mahoe

It's hard to imagine anything very interesting taking place in Bank. Suits are worn, numbers are crunched and at a push, economic crises are masterminded. But if you look carefully, hidden away in the basement of a Bow Lane building, there is a little corner of cocktails and colour, a rare breed in these parts: a Caribbean restaurant.

Mahoe isn't a restaurant in traditional terms, it is a café-bar, so things are pretty relaxed. In the absence of natural light the décor is mid-nineties-lime green, giving a slightly citrus feel - if not a totally tropical taste.

Our welcome was summery, and it wasn't long before we were introduced to the reggae rum punch, which was as violent as it sounds. With a kick that would shame a mule, it instantly put us in the mood. Unlike the 2-for-1 cocktails drained at hen nights, these were made from quality rum and freshly squeezed juice.

Mahoe Like naughty schoolboys outside the headmaster's office, Mahoe's menu is a line-up of familiar names and faces. And rightly so, a Caribbean restaurant that doesn't do curried goat or jerk chicken is in serious dereliction of duty.

A sponge-like texture is normally only agreeable at bath-time, but for inexplicable reasons the springy-dense texture of the salt-fish fritters worked beautifully. Aided by the unmistakable heat of scotch bonnet chilli, our taste buds quickly went from standing at ease to attention. At four quid a pop, it was far from money frittered.

The papaya tiger prawns let out more of meow then a roar. And not just because of their size. It was as if the prawns had been on a date with their marinade, but it had been a brief fling and the marinade had not left much of an impression. The zingy flavours of ginger and lemongrass would ordinarily be welcome additions to a dip, but the mayonnaise base tasted like it had started life in a squeezey bottle, not a whisking bowl.

Mahoe To say Mahoe cuts corners would be churlish. Our jerk chicken had been expertly prepared as a supreme (wing bone left on the breast), and executed with the love that a chicken breast needs if it is to remain moist. It arrived on a carpet of reasonably tasty rice, that was a little short on peas to be described as rice 'n' peas.

The curried goat was tender and totally at home with its earthy friends of potato, carrots and onion. A roti also made an appearance and was an able aid when it came to mopping-up duties. As a finicky footnote, Itchy felt this was good cooking, but perhaps not £14.95 cooking.

As carnivals go, the carnival cheesecake was a low-key affair, more village fete than Mardi Gras. If a register had been called, mango, raspberry and passion fruit would all have called their names, but they would have answered with a squeak not a shout.

Mahoe's food is not as dazzling as its décor, but portions are generous and the jerk sauce is perfectly piquant. Start the evening with a cocktail and fun can definitely be found.

www.mahoecafe.com

Hamish Smith

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